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05/23/2004: "Ideology Free Zone Peace Plan vs. The Robin Williams Peace Plan"


The Ideology Free Zone Peace Plan:

Compel academia to stop designing ever bigger weapons systems, and insist that intellectuals do their job by solving the mystery of God and human existence with one definitive and verifiable truth. That will give humanity first inner and then universal peace.

Outlaw Atheism and Religion! These violent and divisive ideologies have killed, literally, hundreds of millions of people.

Admit that the collapse of the ancient world means that the gods of that world, both biblical and pagan, are no longer dealing with man.

Declare the Bible a history book and place it in every school on the planet, right alongside the critical supplemental history of the fall of Jerusalem in AD70.

Tell government to stop trying to be God and get out of the “welfare” business.

Design weak governments and strong families by restricting taxation to essential services.

Stop the endless flow of unenforceable laws by eliminating all legislatures. Replace them with a system of judges that will judge all cases on one law; “Do unto others as you would have done unto you.”

This peace plan will end ideological violence and release a surge of progress and prosperity unknown by mankind since the day we inherited the earth in AD70.

Please read the The Robin Williams Peace Plan by clicking the link "More" below. Choose one or both and forward to your family and friends




THE ROBIN WILLIAMS PEACE PLAN

This may very well be the best thought out item we have read since 9/11/01.
Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan .. what we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message.
I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan.

1. The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Tojo, Noriega, Milosovich and the rest of those good ol' boys: We will never "interfere" again.

2. We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one sneaking through holes in the fence.

3. All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or where they are. France would welcome them.

4. All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation would be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

5. No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" (for "deport") and it's back home baby.

6. The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise This will include developing non-polluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.

7. Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go some place else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)

8. If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides, most of what we give them is stolen or given to the Army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.

9. Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

10. All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The language we speak is ENGLISH.....learn it...or LEAVE...

Now, ain't that a winner of a plan.
The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying "Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses." She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, "You want a piece of me?"

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